Morning Wood

By Shred · Woman / Likes Men / Single

Heaven I have been scouring the internet and still don't have an answer. Why do us guys wake up with a hard sausage? Any clues?


AskMyGF / 28 / Woman / Likes Men / Single

My husband once told me it was because guys have to pee in the morning. He got that idea from his mother though, and while I love the woman dearly, she might not be the best source of info in this department. Nevertheless, the theory here is that morning wood is really just prolonged "pee pee wood" (again, a term from the mother in law...haha)

AMS (the Medical Mizard )

AMS / 48 / Man / Likes Women / Single

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence or the morning glory/wood (or in this case hard sausage) is still somewhat of a mystery. Current thinking is that there is some association with REM (rapid eye movement or dreaming phase) sleep. On average males have between 2-5 erections per night and the morning glory is the one you catch when you wake up.

Not much research has been done on this so far but rest assured, it is totally normal and your hard sausage will endure.

Andy ( Giggity Giggity Goo)

Andy / 32 / Man / Likes Women / Just looking

AMS: I'm sure each of those nocturnal errections is evidence of a sex dream, which really just proves guys can never really, truely get enough no matter what they or anyone else tries to do to relieve them. Its truely a never-ending battle, the male libido. ;-) lol


Shred / 47 / Man / Likes Men / Single

Even though I wake up the frickin thing just keeps on thinking its in a porn movie. Poor women always getting stabbed in the lower back when their trying to sleep! Oh well. The girlfriend has gotten used to it. She even gets up and rides. Hey I do what I can to keep the GF happy. I love women. Oh that reminds me, Heaven you had said that some women don't cum during sex. Recommend the cowgirl position cause the clit rubs the man right above the penis. Just pull the labia apart a tiny bit. Works every time.


Ilovecurvywomen / 52 / Man / Likes Women / In a relationship

Also called EMHO (Early Morning Hard On)
I don't care why it's there, I'll start caring when it's not there any more.


Mdesk05 / 21 / Man / Likes Women / In a relationship

Cuz u have to piss

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