Why geeks rock at sex

By Thor! · 53 / Man / Likes Women / Single

1. we're more curious than the rest of the population.

2. We're hackers by trade, so we are open to trying new things.

3. We produce things for ordinary users, so we're more attuned to producing an orgasm in our partner then the rest of the population.

4. We use technology to help get you in the mood even before you arrive.

5. We're more likely to mute our telephone, and turn down the volume on the computer so incoming IM's don't make a sound. We're also used to not answering the telephone, instead preferring asynchronous means of communications.

6. We watch a lot of porn, so we know a lot of positions. This means we're open to trying them all.

7. Geeks multitask. So we pleasure multiple erogenous zones in our partners... kissing, fucking, tweaking and rubbing all at the same time.

8. We are more available. We can fix your vibrator when we're not. Other people are not gonna steal us. We're smart, and increasingly, we're rich.

9. We're sensitive to your needs. We learn this by spending way too much time with google analytics, nagios, server load times and iO rates.

10. Finally, we're geeks. Girls prefer jocks. So we will go out of our way to be special to you.

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Rose

Rose / Woman / Likes Men / Single

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabsolutely true
my boyfriend is a nerdy guy and he is the greatest in the sack. it's no joke. when i read the list i smiled the whole time :D


Iheartmynerd

Iheartmynerd / Woman / Likes Men / Single

It's completely true. My husband is a nerd and he is AMAZING in bed. The best I have ever had, hands down. The sex is so good, I was hooked after the first time. We've now been happily married for three years. :)


MUSCL3N3RD

MUSCL3N3RD / 30 / Man / Likes Women / Single

We can fix all your sex toys an any thing technical ! Don't she'll out another 45 for a new vibrator give it to us , we will take it apart , fix it , an your back to pleasuring your self in no time !!!!


MUSCL3N3RD

MUSCL3N3RD / 30 / Man / Likes Women / Single

lol broken vibrator + Geek = fixed no more bull


Simz

Simz / Woman / Likes Men / Single

oh yeah, nerdy guys are the way to go!
they're enjoyable to be around, because I can relate to them, and I've always found them much more attractive than any "jock". Blech.
Plus, my boyfriend's a nerd, and he is abso-freaking-lutely incredible!


Andre

Andre / Woman / Likes Men / Single

I always loved geeks =)


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