How can you touch a girls butt without her noticing?

By Lapumpie1 · Man / Likes Men / Single

Also what are some excuses to tell the girl if she catches you?

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Aunticrist

Aunticrist / 37 / Man / Likes Women / Married

Don't be a creeper. Seriously.


CB

CB / 31 / Woman / Likes Men / Married

What?? I don't think that's even possible!!

Adrian (resident A-hole)

Adrian / 31 / Man / Likes Couples / Married

it is actually. but, like being a real ninja, it requires YEARS upon FREAKIN' YEARS to get any good at it! i know, because i CAN do it, but it's NOT something you can do on command. and you CAN'T rub or caress her ass, well with the exact right situation you could, but we're talking 1 in 3,223,767,888,935,678,cheese,753,679,987.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999991...............in other words- PROBLY OUT UR FREAKIN MIND TO THINK THAT SHIT'LL HAPPEN!

 

Rob ( Spaminator)

Rob / 32 / Man / Likes Women / Single

Talk to her, make her feel appreciated, get to know her. Then make her your GF and you can touch, rub and lick her ass as much as you want to.

Ok, maybe not lick, that creeps some girls out. But the rest is true!

Adrian (resident A-hole)

Adrian / 31 / Man / Likes Couples / Married

um, he asked how you can touch/etc. WITHOUT her noticing! if she's his girlfriend, she WILL notice! or else she's fucking stupid.....

Rob ( Spaminator)

Rob / 32 / Man / Likes Women / Single

dude, that was a polite way of telling him not to be a fucking creep. I do not think anyone should give advice on sexual harrassment, abuse or rape. and feeling her ass without her knowing is sexual harrassment at least!

Adrian (resident A-hole)

Adrian / 31 / Man / Likes Couples / Married

harrasment never happens if no one knows! just like a crime never happens UNLESS SOMEONE can distinguish that a crime has been committed! just saying....and, if you'd paid attention, i NEVER advised ANYTHING on this subject, only stated that what cubanbell said was incorrect....

Rob ( Spaminator)

Rob / 32 / Man / Likes Women / Single

never said you did. just trying to help the creepo develop a better grip on reality

Adrian (resident A-hole)

Adrian / 31 / Man / Likes Couples / Married

and i just love playin 'devil's pain-in-the-ass'...... uh, i mean 'devil's advocate'............

Rob ( Spaminator)

Rob / 32 / Man / Likes Women / Single

anal fixation? thought you were straight...

Adrian (resident A-hole)

Adrian / 31 / Man / Likes Couples / Married

lol!!!! not THAT way. not the way two gay guys have an anal fixation! but think of the most annoying pain you've ever had ever (the nagging kind you CAN'T soothe, PERIOD!), multiply it by a thousand, put it on a single hair folicle's bed on ur butt cheek, and that's STILL not even close to my level of annoying sometimes! =P

Rob ( Spaminator)

Rob / 32 / Man / Likes Women / Single

oh come on, you are more like the devil's butt plug, a bit wierd and annoying at first, but then quite enjoyable :P

Adrian (resident A-hole)

Adrian / 31 / Man / Likes Couples / Married

spiked butt plug maybe...........

Rob ( Spaminator)

Rob / 32 / Man / Likes Women / Single

I play it rough

Adrian (resident A-hole)

Adrian / 31 / Man / Likes Couples / Married

well, then the spiked butt plug is all for you! i'm NOT into that though, so have a nice day.

 

Rob ( Spaminator)

Rob / 32 / Man / Likes Women / Single

oh, I found one way:
Fuck her into a coma, then she wont notice either ;)


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